A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth,
looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have
for her Birthday.
I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy,M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure !
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well
Dear, what was it like being six again ? ?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass!!
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to
get it wrong.
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Thank u:)
look on the bright side...u forgot to mention what a sweetheart he was!!!
hmmm ya u may say tht
Look at the injustice of it all. The guy was so thoughtful. (A bit misdirected yes, but definitely thoughtful) And he gets called a dumb ass. You just can't win.
Better to give her a Hallmark card and be on the safe side :-)
oh common -a little bit of effort and a woman's heart is won:)
Oh really?? Do enlighten us :-)
Your next post could be "The complete idiot's guide to winning a woman's heart".
@neo
a totally agree!
Actually Neo- thts not a bad idea:)
Well All women need is a little bit of sense and sensitivity- men tend to jump to conclusions and in the process make mistakes- nothing offensive against them- I am sure they mean well.....but along with good intentions- good implementation is equally imp:)
Mishi are you acting/thinking on Neo's suggestion?i'll be eagerly waiting!
wat say -good idea na.....but i am scared of litigations against me by men:)
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