Ten Resons Why I love Cats

10 .Make Cool Motor Boat sounds

9. Keep Top Shelves Dusted

8. Bathe Themselves

7. Don't have to be walked or nannied

6. Great Lap Warmers

5. Don't Eat Much

4. They are all Cute

3.Don't Take up much space

2.Save money on mousetraps

1.And the #1 reason why I love Cats is-They Always know what you are thinking

Benefits of a Smile

Just a little smile on your lips

Cheers your Heart

Beautifies your face

Induces Kind thoughts

Inspires Kind Deeds

Smile to yourself until you have warmed your own heart with the sunshine of your cheery countenance

Smile to yourself until your constant seriousness or even severity has vanished

Then go out and radiate that smile

That Smile has work to do- Work to do for God

Zen Parable

A man walking across a field encounters a tiger. He fled, with the tiger chasing after him. Coming to acliff, he caught hold of a wild vine and swung himself over the edge. The tiger sniffed at him from above. Terrified, the man looked down to where, far below, another tiger had come, waiting to eat him. Two mice, one white and one black, little by little began to gnaw away at the vine. The man saw a luscious strawberry near him. Grasping the vine in one hand, he plucked the strawberry with the other. How sweet it tasted!

Is a Hot Chick............?

Is a hot chick cool or a cool chick hot- heard this line on TV-Shahrukh's hiphop thingy to promote KBC....Quite catchy-loved it....

Asked it to ahem...my love- pat comes the reply-"u r hot baby".......quite flattering:)

Then sent the question to my ex( am quite good at being fair to everyone)- Reply- Both taste good if cooked well......................hmmmm someone needs to read their smses well

Asked a colleague- OH Man!!! Mishy!!! how can u talk such things -am scandalised!!!!!

Hehehehehehe i nearly died of laughter

Asked a second colleague- Response- "arrange me a date with both types and i will tell u EOD"

Yeah right buddy....dream on:)

Question moved on to B S- "What Man I never met any of the two varieties, where r all the hot and cool chicks".........Open your eyes buddy......What the hell.....

Asked the newest intern in Microsoft- " depends on who is ready to pay my bills" Now that is smart....... I quite approve:)

Asked my newly married friend-" my wife is neither and am depressed"

Well I hate to be bitchy but I thought the flat that you have got in Banjara Hills as dowry kind of served as a painkiller for u-isnt it?

so Shahrukh maybe you can give a better answer- as of now I am completely bowled by your energetic and vibrant addition to KBC- U r both cool and HOT